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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Spare him his life from his pork sau-sa-geees

Families can be cruel.

So this is, what, season six of The Sopranos? Seven? There's been a lot of them, anyhow, over just as many years.

So I'm in the kitchen Sunday night, making Belovèd some hot chocolate, singing along to the theme song. And I finally asked, after all those years, "What the hell is a 'Boom Boom' anyway?" And why would you get one in your eye?

LENNY:
My eye! I'm not s'pposed to get boom boom in it!


As I said: merciless.

Almost on a par with the recent realization, after seven years, that those schoolyard monitors the kids were always bitching about were not called "Yard Doodies" after all.

As I'm always telling them: I like my version better.

HUMILIATION UPDATE: my wife did come up with an answer for me, day after. Apparently, when she was a very little girl, her grandma would ask her "You do? Is it a 'boom-boom' you need, or just a tinkle?"

7 Comments:

Blogger DarkoV said...

So, which beverage sponsors your best deep thinking?
Hot Chocolate?
Hot Coffee?
Iced Coffee?
A Nip from what I imagine to be a large gathering of the Single Malt Society?

Hot Chocolate always makes me gaze out into our small backyard and see a blanket of snow on all of our attempts at horticulture. Give me a soothing need to lay out on the sofa.

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Blogger F.C. Bearded said...

Cup o' tea and a smoke: the latter being the most conducive to calm thinking. Or furious thinking. Any kind of thinking, really, bar useful.

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