Chastisement

Some men are born for fatherhood; some strive to achieve it; others have fatherhood thrust upon them.

... who would tell us stories, when we were kids, about his Boy Scout trips. With the flash flood. And there was a story involving swallowing a goldfish too. We would request to hear these stories over and over ...

... who loves to body-surf. When we all were little, we used to run after his body, as he careened by us in the middle of some wave, and try to catch a ride on his back.

[Hat tip to Norm]