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Friday, June 10, 2005

Book Idea?

Any budding cartoonists out there? Here's an idea for a book, along the lines of the Book of Bunny Suicides, that I'm sure the Pentagon would pay you good money to write? Sheesh - that could even make it a Defense contract - you could ream them for gazillions.

Your book would be called 1001 Ways To Pee On Sacred Texts By Accident.

Just sayin'.

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Blogger DarkoV said...

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2:35 PM  
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2:36 PM  
Blogger DarkoV said...

Dept of Immigration & Naturalization
P.O. Box 666
Locker 9th Circle of Hell
"H" Street
Washington D.C.

Dear Mr. F.C. Bearded,
It has come to our attention through communications from a sister organization that you are personally responsible for the casting of dispersions in the general direction of our Current War for Freedom through your wide world information site. Need we remind you, sir, that time, Two and One Half years worth of time to be precise, has to pass for your person to be honored with U.S. of A. citizenship.
We are watching.
We are reading.
We are not amused.

Sincerely,
Your (you hope) future government

A contribution to the Re-elect Dubya 2008 campaign would be appreciated. We are currently working to correct the short-sightedness of the two-term limit under the governing auspices of the Patriot Act.

2:38 PM  
Blogger F.C. Bearded said...

In triplicate, too.

Sorry Gov. Not the war, the torture.

3:05 PM  

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