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Monday, December 06, 2004

Our Scientist's Brain is Missing


You've got to figure, though, that with your F-22 Raptor fighter jets piloted by rat brains their survivability is going to be ginormous? But do you really think its a good idea to put all your hi-tech air-to-ground weaponry under the control of a robo-rodent? Think of all the collateral damage: mazes, A-rated restauraunts, old Mrs Westcott next door and her paranoid traps, cat shelters and snake houses, Dale Gribbles and Old MacDonalds, and role-playing gamers everywhere...

Strategic counter-measures are already being configured, and so far include so-called psy-ops - playing penny whistle tunes over the radio - and surface-to-air cheese missiles.


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